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Dusk
Feb 7, 2010 17:18:28 GMT 12
Post by Rosie on Feb 7, 2010 17:18:28 GMT 12
>imitate James Sunderland and jump in a hole
>ready, aim, TOSS THAT METAL THING
>if all else fails, cry
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Dusk
Feb 7, 2010 17:24:09 GMT 12
Post by Bax vs. The world on Feb 7, 2010 17:24:09 GMT 12
>ready, aim, TOSS THAT METAL THING
You blurt out something manly as you toss your chunk o' metal at Pyramid Head Chuck Norris. "BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL!" You fling your metal chunk at him and it clunks off his giant red bearded pyramid head leaving a dent in the side. He begins to grind his way towards you, really fucking slowly.
>imitate James Sunderland and jump in a hole
"Oh crap, oh crap, oh crap." You run in a tiny circle looking for a hole, but nothing hole-ish presents it self so you jump back inside thrift mart. Pyramid Head Chuck Norris ceases his super slow pursuit of you once your inside the bargain-brand supermarket.
>if all else fails, cry
Dude your totally screwed. On the bright side, losing the weight of the metal feels nice.
Energy is 100%
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Dusk
Feb 7, 2010 17:27:01 GMT 12
Post by Rosie on Feb 7, 2010 17:27:01 GMT 12
>peek at Pyramid Head
>use gained super saiyan power and steal his helmet
>use his helmet as your own
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Dusk
Feb 7, 2010 17:36:01 GMT 12
Post by Bax vs. The world on Feb 7, 2010 17:36:01 GMT 12
>peek at Pyramid Head
Yup, that's definitely a Pyramid Head Chuck Norris, rapist, texan, martial artist inhuman being all wrapped up into one mind-fuck of a package.
>use gained super saiyan power and steal his helmet
With only 1% super saiyan power you'd have a hard time launching a nickle-sized kamahameha. Better save up that power.
>use his helmet as your own
Since you can't actually get it right now you imagine using the Force to steal his helmet then you go through a little montage inside your mind about all the cool things you'd do while wearing helmet, yea that would be schweet.
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Dusk
Feb 7, 2010 17:37:47 GMT 12
Post by Rosie on Feb 7, 2010 17:37:47 GMT 12
>challenge PHCN to a DUAL!
>ready all them Dark Magicians
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Dusk
Feb 7, 2010 17:42:49 GMT 12
Post by Bax vs. The world on Feb 7, 2010 17:42:49 GMT 12
>challenge PHCN to a DUAL!
After coming up with a clever acronym for your new foe you yell at him from the safety of Thrift Mart. "It's time to d-d-d-d-du-du-DUAL!"
>ready all them Dark Magicians
You run over to the check out counter and spend a few moments ripping open Yu-gi-oh card packs until you have a healthy sized deck of cards, most of which are dark magicians.
You acquire. [stack of yu-gi-oh cards]
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Dusk
Feb 7, 2010 17:45:30 GMT 12
Post by Rosie on Feb 7, 2010 17:45:30 GMT 12
>beat PHCN in a dual and claim his helmet as a prize
>if all else fails, offer him a mannequin and run away
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Dusk
Feb 7, 2010 18:26:33 GMT 12
Post by Bax vs. The world on Feb 7, 2010 18:26:33 GMT 12
>beat PHCN in a dual and claim his helmet as a prize
As it turns out Pyramid head Chuck Norris doesn't have his own deck to dual you with, being the gentleman you are you wouldn't dare take advantage of this poor deck-less chap.
>if all else fails, offer him a mannequin and run away
Unable to sate your desire for a Pyramid Head helmet you dig up a mannequin from the back of Thrift Mart and toss it out the window as a sacrificial offering to PHCN before bolting like a mexican over the border.
You manage to get back out into the never ending mass of blackness.
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Dusk
Feb 7, 2010 18:38:13 GMT 12
Post by Rosie on Feb 7, 2010 18:38:13 GMT 12
>trip
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Dusk
Feb 8, 2010 2:33:06 GMT 12
Post by Nik on Feb 8, 2010 2:33:06 GMT 12
>Go back and make a not-quite-as-good-as-mine deck to give to PHCN. >Duel PHCN for the helmet. And the mannequin.
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