Rockpup5
Wolf
Accident Child
Knowing what gender you are is for NERDS.
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Dusk
Feb 8, 2010 16:41:17 GMT 12
Post by Rockpup5 on Feb 8, 2010 16:41:17 GMT 12
> follow road
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Dusk
Feb 9, 2010 4:17:09 GMT 12
Post by Bax vs. The world on Feb 9, 2010 4:17:09 GMT 12
> follow road
Right! Let's get this train wreck going. You keep your flashlight on the road and dash forward and a healthy pace, it's a pretty plain road, pretty straight too. In both senses on the word too, it hasn't turned at all and you've yet to come across and gay pictures either. You finally get to the end and encounter another walled in area, the place is lit just like town but the only exit is the way you came in, and there are only two buildings, one is a two story tribal looking hut, it's pretty big and roomy. The other is a smaller tent looking hut surrounded by a low wall of loosely assorted junk. There are a few palm trees here and there and a cozy little bonfire crackling away in the middle of the area.
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Dusk
Feb 9, 2010 8:04:20 GMT 12
Post by Gee on Feb 9, 2010 8:04:20 GMT 12
> search smaller tent for wig, wand, and or other assorted goods
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Dusk
Feb 9, 2010 11:03:02 GMT 12
Post by Nik on Feb 9, 2010 11:03:02 GMT 12
>Come across a gay picture
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Dusk
Feb 9, 2010 11:52:33 GMT 12
Post by Rosie on Feb 9, 2010 11:52:33 GMT 12
>like the gay picture
>realize that ten percent of super saiyan equals normal saiyan. you a saiyan dawg
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Rockpup5
Wolf
Accident Child
Knowing what gender you are is for NERDS.
Posts: 5,604
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Dusk
Feb 9, 2010 12:23:54 GMT 12
Post by Rockpup5 on Feb 9, 2010 12:23:54 GMT 12
>make a pile of interesting junk in the big cabin. It may be useful someday
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Dusk
Feb 9, 2010 15:14:00 GMT 12
Post by Brock on Feb 9, 2010 15:14:00 GMT 12
>Look for something menacing and weapon-y > >Profit
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Dusk
Feb 9, 2010 18:44:12 GMT 12
Post by Bax vs. The world on Feb 9, 2010 18:44:12 GMT 12
>Come across a gay pictureRight before you get into the little camp area you come across a steamy picture of... well... let's just say the guys in the picture seem to be really enjoying themselves... or to better describe it, each other. >like the gay pictureHawt dog! This ones a keeper. You acquire [Hunk o' Rump picture] >realize that ten percent of super saiyan equals normal saiyan. you a saiyan dawgForgoing prolonged exposing to homosexual nudity you suddenly realize you at 10% super saiyan, which is the say your a normal saiyan now. Bitching! Unfortunately you'll have to forgive the narrator, he doesn't know much about being saiyan though he does expect a kamahameha will be launched next time a baddie is encountered. > search smaller tent for wig, wand, and or other assorted goodsYou and your newfound Saiyan-ness head on over to the tent surrounded by a low wall of junk and begins to scrounge around inside, while no life giving wand is found you do come across a very excellent and well maintained brunette wig, man you'd totally do any chick who had hair like this. You acquire [ Le Fancy as shittm Wig] >Look for something menacing and weapon-yYou search the tent and outside junk wall further in hopes of obtaining a epic gun/sword/nun-chuck/rubber chicken but fail to fine any, you do come across lots of jagged pieces of metal though, if you could attach them to your nerf sword you might be able to kick ass and take names with it. You acquire [bad-ass sword-blade-esqe object] ~New Quest: The forging of Epic-calibur: Blade of Win~ >make a pile of interesting junk in the big cabin. It may be useful somedayTaking a few handfuls of seemingly mundane junk from the junk wall you transport them to the giant empty cabin and arrange a few cool looking things, you put down a couch made out of a minivan seat and come skateboards, a dresser made out of a old refrigerator and hobo clothes, and TV out of a old computer screen and half of a dvd player, which surprisingly works even though all you did to make it was tie it together with some shoe strings and old pre chewed bubble gum. >Random fact command activated: Even though your makeshift TV works you don't get any channels, the dvd player also doesn't have any dvds, looks like your gonna have to come back to this later if you want entertainment. >ProfitYou check your pockets and bag for money, you find mail-in coupon for a Netflix movie, some lint, and a quarter with a picture of Tink on one side and Captain Falcon's fist on the other, you can tell it's his fist because it's on fire and it says "in Falcon Pawnch we trust" in tiny text around it.
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Dusk
Feb 9, 2010 18:47:39 GMT 12
Post by Gee on Feb 9, 2010 18:47:39 GMT 12
> Check quests
>Decide to make Win-Sword
>Head back to town to find items for black smith, and add wig to mannequin
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Dusk
Feb 9, 2010 18:48:46 GMT 12
Post by Seda on Feb 9, 2010 18:48:46 GMT 12
> Change tactic to: imperialism
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