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Dusk
Feb 8, 2010 4:33:16 GMT 12
Post by Bax vs. The world on Feb 8, 2010 4:33:16 GMT 12
>trip
You trip over that same lump of blackness that you tripped over earlier, what the hell is that anyways?
Your health is 90%
>Go back and make a not-quite-as-good-as-mine deck to give to PHCN.
Using those ninja training classes you took at the community college helps you sneak back into Thrift Mart where you tear open the rest of the yu-gi-oh card packs and builds up a deck for Pyramid Head Chuck Norris, you make sure to take out the best cards.
You acquire [stack of slightly lame yu-gi-oh cards]
>Duel PHCN for the helmet. And the mannequin.
You put your game face on and get ready for a end-all duel with PHCN only to discover that he's left the town, the mannequin is sitting lop-sidedly by your backpack which is now faintly beeping, that is to say, something inside the pack is beeping, not the pack or the mannequin. A beeping mannequin would just be silly.
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Dusk
Feb 8, 2010 6:50:18 GMT 12
Post by Rockpup5 on Feb 8, 2010 6:50:18 GMT 12
>investigate beeping
>investigate lump of blackness
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Dusk
Feb 8, 2010 7:42:21 GMT 12
Post by Bax vs. The world on Feb 8, 2010 7:42:21 GMT 12
>investigate beepingIgnoring any possible ambush you hop out of Thrift Mart and over to your bag and pull out your ipod, oh look at that, you completed a quest, hooray! ~Quest Complete: Break into Thrift Mart~ Your now at 6% Super Saiyan Your health has regenerated to 92% >investigate lump of blacknessPutting your ipod game menu thingy back in the pack you dash off into the Darkness until your foot bumps against that lump of whatever you've been tripping over. You heft it up and hoof it back to where you were previously standing in town and get a good look at what so far has been the most dangerous thing to your health. Holy crap it's a chaos emerald! You acquire
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Dusk
Feb 8, 2010 8:31:23 GMT 12
Post by Pat on Feb 8, 2010 8:31:23 GMT 12
>Rape the mannequin.
>Look for a weapon
>Look for a phone
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Dusk
Feb 8, 2010 9:26:30 GMT 12
Post by Rockpup5 on Feb 8, 2010 9:26:30 GMT 12
> Check list of quests
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Dusk
Feb 8, 2010 10:42:48 GMT 12
Post by Bax vs. The world on Feb 8, 2010 10:42:48 GMT 12
>Rape the mannequin.
Man you need a hot chick to do it with. To bad that lounge didn't have any hookers, you eye the mannequin warily trying to use you imagination to feminize it, unfortunately a bald, naked, boobless doll just doesn't cut it, you gonna need some magic to turn this thing into a girl.
~New Quest: Animate the Mannequin~
>Look for a weapon
Well you got your [Nerf sword] hung on your belt loop, though you'll need something to tough it up if you wanna do damage.
Your giant chuck of metal that you tossed at PHCH is sitting over by the east exit of the town
You did take ninja classes at the community college, so your hands and feet probably count.
>Look for a phone
You scold yourself for skimping out and not buying the iphone, you trudge into the Inn/lounge and scamper behind the check-in desk to search for a phone, alas to no avail, all you can find is some blank paper, a pen, and that little bell on the front desk.
> Check list of quests
You run back to you ipod and check your quest.
~Buy Steal a Puppy~ Apparently there is a non-holographic puppy you still need to steal around, better go find it Hero.
~Save Them!~ Come on hero, you gotta save your friends, you don't wanna be stuck in this dead beat town forever do you? We know you can do it big guy, get out there and save'em.
~Animate the Mannequin~ I bet there is a magic wand or something around here you can use to turn that mannequin into a hot chick, but first you need to get some chick-like things to get her ready, namely, a wig, some clothes, and life giving magic.
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Dusk
Feb 8, 2010 10:48:28 GMT 12
Post by Rockpup5 on Feb 8, 2010 10:48:28 GMT 12
>Retrieve backpack
>Retrieve chunk of metal
>Search for a source of light
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Dusk
Feb 8, 2010 11:32:08 GMT 12
Post by Nik on Feb 8, 2010 11:32:08 GMT 12
>Get into a near-death experience so that your Saiyan power doubles
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Dusk
Feb 8, 2010 15:33:05 GMT 12
Post by Rosie on Feb 8, 2010 15:33:05 GMT 12
>dance after you realized you had scared away PHCN
>hunt down PHCN to rub it in his face
>steal PHCN's helmet
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Dusk
Feb 8, 2010 16:32:03 GMT 12
Post by Bax vs. The world on Feb 8, 2010 16:32:03 GMT 12
>Retrieve chunk of metalYou grab your chunk o ass-kick-aicte from it's resting place. >Retrieve backpackIt finally dawns on you that you should pick up your backpack and put it on, and it's about time, with two decks of cards in your pockets, a nerf sword on your belt, and two really heavy things in your arms, you were about to run out of carrying capacity. You stuff everything into your convenient never ending video game inventory bag and take a quick count of all your shit. You have: [Giant chunk of unidentifiable metal] [Stack of Yu-gi-oh cards] [Stack of slightly lame Yu-gi-oh cards] [Nerf sword] [ipod] [Rolled up scroll]
>Search for a source of light
You decide your gonna need some illumination to navigate the endless black mass, and while your ipod puts out a hefty amount if light, you figure you'll need something more projective. You dawdle over to the open pavilion since it's the only place you've yet to explore and check around, to your surprise and convenience there is a little hand held flashlight on a picnic table, better yet it's one of those never ending ones that you just shake up to get started. Sweet papa! The world isn't against you yet!
You acquire [Flashlight]
>Get into a near-death experience so that your Saiyan power doubles
Time to charge up that super saiyan power, you think of a way to call upon the energy you need to become more awesome and decide getting close to death will do the trick, you flash the flashlight on and off in front of your eyes until you almost go into a seizure and then stop. Whoa dude, your totally freaking out. It wasn't as near death as you wanted but somehow that still managed to do the trick... a little.
Your now at 10% Super Saiyan
>dance after you realized you had scared away PHCN
Cuz it's the eye of the tiger! It's the trill of the fight! Duh duh doo dee doo doo dun dun duh daa!
>hunt down PHCN to rub it in his face
You take the manliest direction you can think of (north) and charge towards wherever you think PHCN might be, man you gonna rub it in his face dawg, this you yo town! Ain't nobody coming up all in here flinging there junk in your face man, this is yo town!
Your now in the endless black mass, you flick on your flashlight and swing it around then down at the ground, your still on a road, but on your left and right is some dirt and grass, so apparently, you determine going behind you leads back to town, and forward goes some place else.
>steal PHCN's helmet
Let's slow down here speed racer, we haven't found him yet.
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