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Post by Bean on Feb 24, 2010 17:47:43 GMT 12
you get his corpse
*inserts saltine cracker*
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Post by Seda on Feb 24, 2010 17:57:14 GMT 12
You get a hot pocket (wtf 0.0).
I insert a human.
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Post by Bean on Feb 25, 2010 13:46:19 GMT 12
you get an alien
*inserts a vial of pure oxygen*
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Post by Werewolf on Jun 2, 2010 9:41:55 GMT 12
you get a mustard gas bath
*inserts math homework*
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Post by Skittles on Jun 2, 2010 9:44:19 GMT 12
You get it back, completed.... with all wrong answers.
*Inserts a bloody paper bag containing ******** ****** *********
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Post by magnuseagle123 on Jun 2, 2010 9:54:22 GMT 12
You get a bloody plastic bag containing ******** ****** *********.
*Inserts a stick*
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Post by Skittles on Jun 2, 2010 10:04:51 GMT 12
*The machine grows arms, and uses them to force you to insert the OTHER kind of stick*
*It then proceeds to try and push an active blender out the same opening*
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Post by magnuseagle123 on Jun 2, 2010 10:13:38 GMT 12
Well, this didn't go as planned.
*Screams of unimaginable pain are heard coming from the machine room*
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Post by Skittles on Jun 2, 2010 10:15:21 GMT 12
*Inserts the rest of Eagle, then hits the 'rez w/ penis' button on the machine, not even questioning why the machine HAS such a button*
;D
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Post by zeroblade on Jun 2, 2010 10:22:59 GMT 12
*Eagle comes back, but the machine malfunctioned so his shlong is now an inch shorter, equally one half an inch.*
*Inserts sand paper.*
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