The Problem with Silverfish...

[Allie]

         This was an expected happening: 

           Arekkusu     says:
*Oh dear God.
*I feel it.
*Ew ew ew.
   Jacqueline     says:
*(A E I O U)
*?
           Arekkusu     says:
*Holy fuck shit.
   Jacqueline     says:
*Holy turd balls.
*What?
           Arekkusu     says:
*I swallowed a silverfish.
*Ew.
   Jacqueline     says:
*What's that..
*A fish?
*GRRR.
                 Nik - Love ya Helen              says:
*No Jackie
*It's a cat
           Arekkusu     says:
*http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/5d/House_centipede.jpg
   Jacqueline     says:
*EVERYONE WANTS TO READ MY STUPID TURKEY STORY!
           Arekkusu     says:
*THAT
*IS A SILVERFISH
   Jacqueline     says:
*EWWWWW
           Arekkusu     says:
*I'm gonna be sick.
**breathes*
                 Nik - Love ya Helen              says:
*...Ewwww
   Jacqueline     says:
*Go get some help dammit. D:
           Arekkusu     says:
*Good thing is it's down the tunnel.
                 Nik - Love ya Helen              says:
*No
           Arekkusu     says:
*I'm home alone.
                 Nik - Love ya Helen              says:
*Act like
*you never did
*and just digest it
   Jacqueline     says:
*XD...
           Arekkusu     says:
*I can feel it in my throat.
                 Nik - Love ya Helen              says:
*I'm sure there are plenty of beneficial proteins in it
   Jacqueline     says:
*Is it still alive?
           Arekkusu     says:
*I dunno. DX
                 Nik - Love ya Helen              says:
*How would you not notice it's in your glass? >_>
   Jacqueline     says:
*Lmao my dad said that when I ate a gnat that landed in my cereal
*XD
           Arekkusu     says:
*Because it was dark.
*and I took the cup..
*and drank from the bathroom sink.
                 Nik - Love ya Helen              says:
*What? The beneficial proteins thing?
           Arekkusu     says:
*plus I was looking at the goldfish.
   Jacqueline     says:
*Why didn't you spit it out when you felt it in your mouth?
*Yeah.
           Arekkusu     says:
*Because I was thirsty. <_<
   Jacqueline     says:
*
                 Nik - Love ya Helen              says:
*LOL
   Jacqueline     says:
*Do you feel it crawling up?
                 Nik - Love ya Helen              says:
*JACKIE
*NO IMAGERY
*WE DON'T WANT HER PUKING AGAIN
           Arekkusu     says:
*Mhm.
*Oh dear God.
   Jacqueline     says:
*Ew.
*Well find a way to puke it up!
                 Nik - Love ya Helen              says:
*Allie. The only solution is more water.
           Arekkusu     says:
*Just going to forget about it..
*NO.
*WHAT IF THERE ARE MORE SILVERFISH IN THE CUP?
                 Nik - Love ya Helen              says:
*>_> Then look in the cup and make sure there aren't
   Jacqueline     says:
*Puke it out. D:
           Arekkusu     says:
*I can't.
*It's jammed in my throat.
   Jacqueline     says:
*Cough a lot.
                 Nik - Love ya Helen              says:
*Don't
*XD
*Then it'll get in your mouth again
*and crawl around
           Arekkusu     says:
*I DON'T WANNA COUGH A SILVERFISH UP.
   Jacqueline     says:
*Then spit it out.
           Arekkusu     says:
*Hell no.
                 Nik - Love ya Helen              says:
*But it's still gross
           Arekkusu     says:
*I'm eating this damn thing.
                 Nik - Love ya Helen              says:
*and she might accidentally bite it
   Jacqueline     says:
*XD!!!!
           Arekkusu     says:
*RULER OF THE WILD.
                 Nik - Love ya Helen              says:
*and it'll pop in her mouth
*and be all ewwww
           Arekkusu     says:
*Faster, stronger, better. >D
   Jacqueline     says:
*Lmao.
*Eat it.
           Arekkusu     says:
*I AM TRYING TO SWALLOW IT. D<
   Jacqueline     says:
*"My friend was beast enough to digest a bug. Thaaaat's right."

[Nik]

Nik - Love ya Helen says:
*No Jackie
*It's a cat

Yay for fail sarcasm

[Allie]

Thank you for pointing out all the 'that's what she said' opportunities, Nik. <_<

[Nik]

No problem

[Eve]

That was funneh. : D

[magnuseagle123]

I laughed pretty darn hard at the "RULER OF THE WILD" comment.. <<;

[tekk]

not just beneficial proteins. Ounce for ounce bugs are some of the healthiest food on the planet

[nacho5111]

Me and Kira are going to feast on Blaptica Dubia roaches when those babies arrive and have colonized a bit. Mmm.

[Allie]

Sounds scrumptious. <<

[nacho5111]

As does the beautiful crunching noise of a roach between my mortars.