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Dusk
Feb 7, 2010 16:04:23 GMT 12
Post by Fred on Feb 7, 2010 16:04:23 GMT 12
>Commit suicide by suffocation using sleeve of shirt
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Dusk
Feb 7, 2010 16:05:38 GMT 12
Post by Bax vs. The world on Feb 7, 2010 16:05:38 GMT 12
>rent a room at the inn/lounge so you can strip and find out you are a male...and that you like to wear dresses
You decide to pursue your criminal activities later, nows the time for some healthy bodily curiosity. You stroll over to the Inn/lounge (which thankfully seems to lack a front door) and waltz inside, the place is totally empty, there's a little bar lining one wall but a bunch of those neon signs advertising beer and martinis. The other side of the room has a staircase and a check in counter, you hop upstairs seeing no reason to leave any of your non-existent money on the check in desk and pick out a nice room with a big dressing mirror. You wrestle out of your clothing and give yourself a good once-over. Yep. You are definitely a dude, though your brain is a little fried still so you have the urge to get a dress on. Since no female apparel is present you decide to toss on your old outfit until you find one.
Your in one of the Inn rooms, two beds, bathroom, tv on a dresser, and a lamp.
>Commit suicide by suffocation using sleeve of shirt
"Oh cruel world! Fare thee well!" You sling your arm up to your mouth, intent on choking on 100% cotton only to find out your got short sleeves on, completely useless for suicide.
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Dusk
Feb 7, 2010 16:11:46 GMT 12
Post by Rosie on Feb 7, 2010 16:11:46 GMT 12
>decide to pursue the life of an outlaw once again!
>steal a massive sword which is logically improbably to be able to wield although you can can anyway because you are awesome
>fight the biggest, baddest mutha fucka in town
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Dusk
Feb 7, 2010 16:12:10 GMT 12
Post by magnuseagle123 on Feb 7, 2010 16:12:10 GMT 12
>Decide suicide was the wrong answer, and instead become a superhero
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Dusk
Feb 7, 2010 16:19:59 GMT 12
Post by Bax vs. The world on Feb 7, 2010 16:19:59 GMT 12
>decide to pursue the life of an outlaw once again! >Decide suicide was the wrong answer, and instead become a superhero
Holy fucking christ! You just decided to become the goddamn batman!
>steal a massive sword which is logically improbably to be able to wield although you can can anyway because you are awesome
You sniff then run your thumb over your nose in a bad ass way. "I'm gonna need a weapon." You dash out of the Inn and into the middle of town looking for some giant sword that might happen to be in a stone or something, but all you can find is your nerf sword. You pull it out of your backpack and pretend it's giant, you also make lightsaber noises for fun. "Fwoom, swhoom."
You now have [nerf sword] equipped.
>fight the biggest, baddest mutha fucka in town
Since your the only guy in town you challenge yourself to a duel, after a few bonks to the head you declare a draw, but you make it clear this isn't over yet.
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Dusk
Feb 7, 2010 16:22:42 GMT 12
Post by Rosie on Feb 7, 2010 16:22:42 GMT 12
>build a time machine and go back in time to stop JFK's assassination than recruit him as a sidekick and plot world domination
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Dusk
Feb 7, 2010 16:28:40 GMT 12
Post by Bax vs. The world on Feb 7, 2010 16:28:40 GMT 12
>build a time machine and go back in time to stop JFK's assassination than recruit him as a sidekick and plot world domination
Alright, time to put those community college engineering classes to good use. You begin to scrounge the immediate area for time machine components, you go straight for you ipod since it's the only thing remotely technological around, you pull your digital wrist watch off and try to combine them. You fail horribly.
~Time machine failed, not enough components.~
Disappointed by your failure you decide to listen to some music, you click on your ipod only to find very little music on it at all, instead you find something akin to a video game pause menu, you click on the tab that says. "quests"
You have three quest.
!Buy Steal a puppy! !Get into Thrift Mart! !Save Them!
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Dusk
Feb 7, 2010 16:31:25 GMT 12
Post by Rosie on Feb 7, 2010 16:31:25 GMT 12
>ignore all current quests
>leave this town and search for a little furry feminine male sidekick
>train to become a super saiyan
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Dusk
Feb 7, 2010 16:31:58 GMT 12
Post by Fred on Feb 7, 2010 16:31:58 GMT 12
>Lose iPod to become An Hero
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Dusk
Feb 7, 2010 16:33:01 GMT 12
Post by Rockpup5 on Feb 7, 2010 16:33:01 GMT 12
> spontantuously generate a second head for companionship
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