Post by Ivy on May 10, 2011 14:10:15 GMT 12
[9:44:07 PM] Brock: So wait
[9:44:10 PM] Brock: what is pansexual?
[9:44:12 PM] Brock: Actually
[9:44:14 PM] Brock: I dont care
[9:44:18 PM] Brock: Do whatever the fuck you want
[9:44:22 PM] Lucy Smith: XD I pretty much said it up there.
[9:44:28 PM] Brock: YOU COULD FUCK PILLOWS FOR ALL I KNOW AND I WOULDNT CARE
[9:44:41 PM] Lucy Smith: XD I appreciate your acceptance of my pillow fucking.
[9:44:45 PM] Bax: If you fucked a pillow, your probably pan sexual.
[9:44:50 PM] Ivy: annnnnnnnnnnnnd I have THAT burned into my eyeballs now
[9:44:50 PM] Bax: *you're
[9:44:51 PM] Lucy Smith: Noooo.
[9:44:58 PM] Brock: <3 Ivy
[9:45:02 PM] Lucy Smith: Pansexual is only for consenting age humans.
[9:45:12 PM] Bax: Lucy, can I have a picture of your pillow-phillia?
[9:45:23 PM] Brock: I want one too please
[9:45:25 PM] Brock: FOR SCIENCE
[9:45:31 PM] Lucy Smith: XD My technological capabilities are paltry I'm afraid.
[9:45:34 PM] Ivy: Lucy my dear-
[9:45:38 PM] Ivy: would you kindly fetch me the brain bleach
[9:45:49 PM] Brock: Brock burns all the brain bleach
[9:45:50 PM] Lucy Smith: XD Sure thing. Here you go.
[9:45:55 PM] Bax: www.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/01757.gif
[9:45:57 PM] Bax: Deal with it.
[9:45:58 PM] Lucy Smith: Just got a stain out of my pillow.
XD
[9:46:03 PM] Brock: LOL
[9:46:23 PM] Lucy Smith: I'm sorry, Ivy. XD
[9:46:41 PM] Ivy: Ivy shoves a rock so far up Brock's sphincter that doctors marvel at the horror
[9:46:52 PM] Brock: Brock has resistance (anal damage)
[9:46:57 PM] Bax: At least she's providing an ample distraction so you don't have to put up with me Ivy.
[9:47:09 PM] Lucy Smith: HOW ARE YOU MAKING THESE INTERNET BLUE WORDS HAPPEN.
[9:47:19 PM] Brock: Brock is pro
[9:47:27 PM] Bax: Bax see no blue words.
[9:47:30 PM] Ivy: "/ me" without the space
[9:47:39 PM] Brock: Brock assures lucy this is a lie
[9:47:44 PM | Removed by Ivy, 9:47:51 PM] sys: This message has been removed.
[9:48:05 PM] Lucy Smith: Lucy Smith ...
[9:48:10 PM] Brock: Brock ...
[9:48:18 PM] Bax: Bax ...
[9:48:19 PM] Ivy: Ivy highfives Lucy
[9:48:19 PM] Brock: Brock ITS A MIRACLE
[9:48:38 PM] Lucy Smith: Lucy Smith AHHHHHHH SEPENYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH BA BA BEEEEEEEEEEEEETSYYYYYYY BA BAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[9:48:50 PM] *** Bax has changed the conversation topic to "A wild Pillow Appears, battle turn Lucy > Ivy > Brock" ***
[9:49:01 PM] Brock: FFFFFFFFFFFFF
[9:49:06 PM] Brock: I ALWAYS ROLL A 1 FOR INITIATIVE
[9:49:13 PM] Brock: ;_;
[9:49:15 PM] Ivy: Ivy has to go watch the democrat - I MEAN LION king
[9:49:27 PM] Ivy: nat 20s!
[9:49:31 PM] Brock: BITCH
[9:49:51 PM] Ivy: Ivy grew up among dicefags
[9:50:02 PM] Brock: Awesome
[9:50:07 PM] Ivy: Ivy was raised by bugbears
[9:50:15 PM] Brock: FUCK YEAH
[9:50:19 PM] Brock: Brock highfives Ivy
[9:50:31 PM] Ivy: Ivy highfives Brock
[9:50:43 PM] Bax: Bax 's conjured pillow takes your ample dilly-dallying to attack Brock for +1 fluff damage.
[9:50:47 PM] Ivy: Ivy is evolving!
[9:50:48 PM] Lucy Smith: Lucy Smith requests the highest of fives!
[9:50:49 PM] Brock: NOOOOO
[9:51:06 PM | Edited 9:51:12 PM] Brock: Brock is too busy making his death saving throw to high five right now
[9:51:20 PM] Brock: NAT 20 I STAND UP AND STAB THE SHIT OUTTA THAT PILLOW
[9:51:25 PM] Ivy: Ivy casts heal on Brock
[9:51:29 PM] Brock: Also that
[9:51:31 PM] Brock: :3
[9:51:46 PM] Ivy: Ivy then goes back to evolving
[9:51:50 PM] Bax: Bax 's pillow is stabbed viciously, unfortunately it is a object devoid of life. Feathers obscure Brock's view.
[9:51:59 PM] Brock: NOOO IM DAZED
[9:52:04 PM] Bax: -12 to vision
[9:52:06 PM] Brock: SHIT
[9:52:13 PM] Brock: I FLAIL
[9:52:25 PM] Ivy: Ivy backstabs Bax with a rusty spork
[9:52:28 PM] Bax: Brock hits Ivy in confusion and also presses the B button.
[9:52:35 PM | Edited 9:52:37 PM] Brock: OH SHI-
[9:52:44 PM] Lucy Smith: Lucy Smith mashes buttons hoping it will do something.
[9:52:48 PM] Bax: Bax is a non-tangible construct that isn't part of this tom-foolery battle.
[9:53:02 PM] Ivy: Ivy has become a rogue/cleric multiclass
[9:53:07 PM] Bax: Bax 's pillow attacks Lucy using the spell [Pillow Fetish]
[9:53:15 PM] Brock: Brock is stuck with his silly fighter class
[9:53:24 PM] Lucy Smith: Lucy Smith puts on her robe and wizard hat.
[9:53:34 PM] Ivy: Ivy casts "Tink's devine retribution"
[9:53:44 PM] Bax: The game briefly wonders why Lucy was naked.
[9:53:45 PM] Brock: Why does this feel like an MSPA game but more awesome sauce
[9:53:56 PM] Ivy: Ivy is here silly mortal
[9:54:03 PM] Brock: Brock hopes he doesnt accidentally into the way of Ivy's spell
[9:54:09 PM] Lucy Smith: BAX. Do you any of you guys read bash.org?
[9:54:13 PM] Brock: Ivy
[9:54:17 PM | Edited 9:54:20 PM] Brock: CAST DISPELL MAGIC
[9:54:20 PM] Bax: *Brack accidnentally the economy, he will never be president now.*
[9:54:29 PM] Brock: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[9:54:33 PM] Bax: Never head of it Lucy.
[9:54:46 PM] Ivy: Ivy casts "political favor" on Brock
[9:54:48 PM] Lucy Smith: SERIOUSLY? YOU ARE MORE NERDY THAN I AM.
[9:54:50 PM] Bax: *Lucy is incapacitaed by RAMBUNCTIOUSLY AROUSED PILLOWS*
[9:54:51 PM] Lucy Smith: Damnit.
[9:55:11 PM] Brock: I MAKE A FELLOWSHIP CHECK TO REGAIN THE SUPPORT OF THE VOTERS
[9:55:32 PM] Ivy: Ivy pickpockets Lucy for her robe and wizard hat
[9:55:34 PM] Brock: Note i have a bonus from Ivy's Political favor spell
[9:55:40 PM] Brock: :3
[9:55:42 PM] Bax: Roll fail a passing citizen using a bad photoshop of Brock and Ivy to spawn RACEY SCANDLE!
[9:55:52 PM] Brock: FUCK
[9:55:55 PM] Bax: Ivy rolls successful pick pocket!
[9:55:57 PM] Brock: Literally?
[9:56:00 PM] Brock: O-o
[9:56:10 PM] Ivy: Ivy is a rogue and cannot be caught on film
[9:56:22 PM] Bax: Lucy is de-armored, RAMBUNCOUSLY AROUSED PILLOWS do double the damage!
[9:56:29 PM] Brock: I USE PULL FAVOURS
[9:57:08 PM] Bax: Brock summons "UNCONIENCIDENTAL" DISTRACTION STORY
[9:57:23 PM] Bax: +10 to Ivy and Brock's focus
[9:57:36 PM] Lucy Smith: Lucy Smith has no idea what the fuck is going on. Still. And as usual.
[9:57:40 PM] Ivy: Ivy returns with the "Amulet of the Pillow Fighter" +13 to all attacks on bedware
[9:57:58 PM] Brock: QUICK IVY! USE "RIG FLORIDA POLLS" AND WE CAN WIN!
[9:58:14 PM] Ivy: Ivy uses landslide
[9:58:19 PM] Brock: wat
[9:58:22 PM] Bax: For the unaware reading the RAMBUNCIOUSLY AROUSED PILLOWS and doing the equivilent of gangbanging Lucy, alas they lack the right "EQUIPMENT"
[9:58:48 PM] Brock: Oh dear, it seems lucy is being raped by... pillows?
[9:58:54 PM] Brock: QUICK! TO THE PRESS!
[9:59:17 PM] Bax: Ivy hath slain one of the pillows beneath a LANDSLIDE
[9:59:24 PM] Ivy: Ivy casts "Feather Flambe"
[9:59:35 PM] Brock: Brock uses cleave and hopes to god they are minions
[9:59:46 PM | Edited 9:59:59 PM] Ivy: Ivy casts "Greater Sanctuary" on Lucy
[10:00:04 PM] Bax: Lucy gains ARMOR OF THE DEAD, CHARRED, CUT UP PILLOW MONSTERS
[10:00:21 PM] *** Bax has changed the conversation topic to "The party hath slain the wild beats, onward for great justice." ***
[10:00:37 PM] Brock: Yaaay!
[10:00:39 PM] Lucy Smith: bash.org/?top I'm just gonna leave this here for you all...
[10:00:53 PM] Brock: WE HAVE DONE THE EMPRAH'S WORK!
[10:01:05 PM] Ivy: Ivy goes to an inn to dicefag with the local elves
[9:44:10 PM] Brock: what is pansexual?
[9:44:12 PM] Brock: Actually
[9:44:14 PM] Brock: I dont care
[9:44:18 PM] Brock: Do whatever the fuck you want
[9:44:22 PM] Lucy Smith: XD I pretty much said it up there.
[9:44:28 PM] Brock: YOU COULD FUCK PILLOWS FOR ALL I KNOW AND I WOULDNT CARE
[9:44:41 PM] Lucy Smith: XD I appreciate your acceptance of my pillow fucking.
[9:44:45 PM] Bax: If you fucked a pillow, your probably pan sexual.
[9:44:50 PM] Ivy: annnnnnnnnnnnnd I have THAT burned into my eyeballs now
[9:44:50 PM] Bax: *you're
[9:44:51 PM] Lucy Smith: Noooo.
[9:44:58 PM] Brock: <3 Ivy
[9:45:02 PM] Lucy Smith: Pansexual is only for consenting age humans.
[9:45:12 PM] Bax: Lucy, can I have a picture of your pillow-phillia?
[9:45:23 PM] Brock: I want one too please
[9:45:25 PM] Brock: FOR SCIENCE
[9:45:31 PM] Lucy Smith: XD My technological capabilities are paltry I'm afraid.
[9:45:34 PM] Ivy: Lucy my dear-
[9:45:38 PM] Ivy: would you kindly fetch me the brain bleach
[9:45:49 PM] Brock: Brock burns all the brain bleach
[9:45:50 PM] Lucy Smith: XD Sure thing. Here you go.
[9:45:55 PM] Bax: www.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/01757.gif
[9:45:57 PM] Bax: Deal with it.
[9:45:58 PM] Lucy Smith: Just got a stain out of my pillow.
XD[9:46:03 PM] Brock: LOL
[9:46:23 PM] Lucy Smith: I'm sorry, Ivy. XD
[9:46:41 PM] Ivy: Ivy shoves a rock so far up Brock's sphincter that doctors marvel at the horror
[9:46:52 PM] Brock: Brock has resistance (anal damage)
[9:46:57 PM] Bax: At least she's providing an ample distraction so you don't have to put up with me Ivy.
[9:47:09 PM] Lucy Smith: HOW ARE YOU MAKING THESE INTERNET BLUE WORDS HAPPEN.
[9:47:19 PM] Brock: Brock is pro
[9:47:27 PM] Bax: Bax see no blue words.
[9:47:30 PM] Ivy: "/ me" without the space
[9:47:39 PM] Brock: Brock assures lucy this is a lie
[9:47:44 PM | Removed by Ivy, 9:47:51 PM] sys: This message has been removed.
[9:48:05 PM] Lucy Smith: Lucy Smith ...
[9:48:10 PM] Brock: Brock ...
[9:48:18 PM] Bax: Bax ...
[9:48:19 PM] Ivy: Ivy highfives Lucy
[9:48:19 PM] Brock: Brock ITS A MIRACLE
[9:48:38 PM] Lucy Smith: Lucy Smith AHHHHHHH SEPENYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH BA BA BEEEEEEEEEEEEETSYYYYYYY BA BAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[9:48:50 PM] *** Bax has changed the conversation topic to "A wild Pillow Appears, battle turn Lucy > Ivy > Brock" ***
[9:49:01 PM] Brock: FFFFFFFFFFFFF
[9:49:06 PM] Brock: I ALWAYS ROLL A 1 FOR INITIATIVE
[9:49:13 PM] Brock: ;_;
[9:49:15 PM] Ivy: Ivy has to go watch the democrat - I MEAN LION king
[9:49:27 PM] Ivy: nat 20s!
[9:49:31 PM] Brock: BITCH
[9:49:51 PM] Ivy: Ivy grew up among dicefags
[9:50:02 PM] Brock: Awesome
[9:50:07 PM] Ivy: Ivy was raised by bugbears
[9:50:15 PM] Brock: FUCK YEAH
[9:50:19 PM] Brock: Brock highfives Ivy
[9:50:31 PM] Ivy: Ivy highfives Brock
[9:50:43 PM] Bax: Bax 's conjured pillow takes your ample dilly-dallying to attack Brock for +1 fluff damage.
[9:50:47 PM] Ivy: Ivy is evolving!
[9:50:48 PM] Lucy Smith: Lucy Smith requests the highest of fives!
[9:50:49 PM] Brock: NOOOOO
[9:51:06 PM | Edited 9:51:12 PM] Brock: Brock is too busy making his death saving throw to high five right now
[9:51:20 PM] Brock: NAT 20 I STAND UP AND STAB THE SHIT OUTTA THAT PILLOW
[9:51:25 PM] Ivy: Ivy casts heal on Brock
[9:51:29 PM] Brock: Also that
[9:51:31 PM] Brock: :3
[9:51:46 PM] Ivy: Ivy then goes back to evolving
[9:51:50 PM] Bax: Bax 's pillow is stabbed viciously, unfortunately it is a object devoid of life. Feathers obscure Brock's view.
[9:51:59 PM] Brock: NOOO IM DAZED
[9:52:04 PM] Bax: -12 to vision
[9:52:06 PM] Brock: SHIT
[9:52:13 PM] Brock: I FLAIL
[9:52:25 PM] Ivy: Ivy backstabs Bax with a rusty spork
[9:52:28 PM] Bax: Brock hits Ivy in confusion and also presses the B button.
[9:52:35 PM | Edited 9:52:37 PM] Brock: OH SHI-
[9:52:44 PM] Lucy Smith: Lucy Smith mashes buttons hoping it will do something.
[9:52:48 PM] Bax: Bax is a non-tangible construct that isn't part of this tom-foolery battle.
[9:53:02 PM] Ivy: Ivy has become a rogue/cleric multiclass
[9:53:07 PM] Bax: Bax 's pillow attacks Lucy using the spell [Pillow Fetish]
[9:53:15 PM] Brock: Brock is stuck with his silly fighter class
[9:53:24 PM] Lucy Smith: Lucy Smith puts on her robe and wizard hat.
[9:53:34 PM] Ivy: Ivy casts "Tink's devine retribution"
[9:53:44 PM] Bax: The game briefly wonders why Lucy was naked.
[9:53:45 PM] Brock: Why does this feel like an MSPA game but more awesome sauce
[9:53:56 PM] Ivy: Ivy is here silly mortal
[9:54:03 PM] Brock: Brock hopes he doesnt accidentally into the way of Ivy's spell
[9:54:09 PM] Lucy Smith: BAX. Do you any of you guys read bash.org?
[9:54:13 PM] Brock: Ivy
[9:54:17 PM | Edited 9:54:20 PM] Brock: CAST DISPELL MAGIC
[9:54:20 PM] Bax: *Brack accidnentally the economy, he will never be president now.*
[9:54:29 PM] Brock: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[9:54:33 PM] Bax: Never head of it Lucy.
[9:54:46 PM] Ivy: Ivy casts "political favor" on Brock
[9:54:48 PM] Lucy Smith: SERIOUSLY? YOU ARE MORE NERDY THAN I AM.
[9:54:50 PM] Bax: *Lucy is incapacitaed by RAMBUNCTIOUSLY AROUSED PILLOWS*
[9:54:51 PM] Lucy Smith: Damnit.
[9:55:11 PM] Brock: I MAKE A FELLOWSHIP CHECK TO REGAIN THE SUPPORT OF THE VOTERS
[9:55:32 PM] Ivy: Ivy pickpockets Lucy for her robe and wizard hat
[9:55:34 PM] Brock: Note i have a bonus from Ivy's Political favor spell
[9:55:40 PM] Brock: :3
[9:55:42 PM] Bax: Roll fail a passing citizen using a bad photoshop of Brock and Ivy to spawn RACEY SCANDLE!
[9:55:52 PM] Brock: FUCK
[9:55:55 PM] Bax: Ivy rolls successful pick pocket!
[9:55:57 PM] Brock: Literally?
[9:56:00 PM] Brock: O-o
[9:56:10 PM] Ivy: Ivy is a rogue and cannot be caught on film
[9:56:22 PM] Bax: Lucy is de-armored, RAMBUNCOUSLY AROUSED PILLOWS do double the damage!
[9:56:29 PM] Brock: I USE PULL FAVOURS
[9:57:08 PM] Bax: Brock summons "UNCONIENCIDENTAL" DISTRACTION STORY
[9:57:23 PM] Bax: +10 to Ivy and Brock's focus
[9:57:36 PM] Lucy Smith: Lucy Smith has no idea what the fuck is going on. Still. And as usual.
[9:57:40 PM] Ivy: Ivy returns with the "Amulet of the Pillow Fighter" +13 to all attacks on bedware
[9:57:58 PM] Brock: QUICK IVY! USE "RIG FLORIDA POLLS" AND WE CAN WIN!
[9:58:14 PM] Ivy: Ivy uses landslide
[9:58:19 PM] Brock: wat
[9:58:22 PM] Bax: For the unaware reading the RAMBUNCIOUSLY AROUSED PILLOWS and doing the equivilent of gangbanging Lucy, alas they lack the right "EQUIPMENT"
[9:58:48 PM] Brock: Oh dear, it seems lucy is being raped by... pillows?
[9:58:54 PM] Brock: QUICK! TO THE PRESS!
[9:59:17 PM] Bax: Ivy hath slain one of the pillows beneath a LANDSLIDE
[9:59:24 PM] Ivy: Ivy casts "Feather Flambe"
[9:59:35 PM] Brock: Brock uses cleave and hopes to god they are minions
[9:59:46 PM | Edited 9:59:59 PM] Ivy: Ivy casts "Greater Sanctuary" on Lucy
[10:00:04 PM] Bax: Lucy gains ARMOR OF THE DEAD, CHARRED, CUT UP PILLOW MONSTERS
[10:00:21 PM] *** Bax has changed the conversation topic to "The party hath slain the wild beats, onward for great justice." ***
[10:00:37 PM] Brock: Yaaay!
[10:00:39 PM] Lucy Smith: bash.org/?top I'm just gonna leave this here for you all...
[10:00:53 PM] Brock: WE HAVE DONE THE EMPRAH'S WORK!
[10:01:05 PM] Ivy: Ivy goes to an inn to dicefag with the local elves
